You won’t recognize it when I am done with it. The cover will be all mutilated. The spine will be cracked, likely. There might be some writing in it. Water damage. Pages: dog eared.
I don’t want to have to replace your copy.
Knowing that your book will just come out looking a mess, you might want to reconsider loaning me that book. I’m just going to fuck it up. Shorten its lifespan at least.
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